Friday, May 21, 2004

Personals ~by AKAmoses




Where is your birthmark?

~I have a couple, one on my inner left thigh (in the shape of a shark), one on my butt, left cheek. I guess you can't get much more personal than

What would you name your first/next child if it was a girl/boy?

~We're expecting another at the moment, we haven't found out the sex of the child yet, but so far we got "Trinity Star" for a girls name & "Draven Cruz" for a boys name. (No-one better steal 'em either! lol)
~Update 01.17.2003, Trinity Star was born to us on the 4th of July, 2002.

What color underwear are you wearing right now?

~Boxers, shades of blue plaid.

When I like to dress up sexy, this is what I wear.

~Saran Wrap, haha just kidding, I think this pertains to women a bit more, but I guess the "sexiest" thing I'd wear is my leather pants & an A-shirt.

What song reminds you most of a past or present relationship?

~The song's "Patience" -Guns n' Roses & "Only God Knows Why" -Kid Rock remind me of my wife, while I was locked up in the county jail, I would sing those songs in my head all the time & think of her.

~the songs "Used to Love Her (but I had to kill her)" -Guns n' Roses (lmao) & "Down on You" -Kicking Harold remind me of a couple of past relationships.

What are your nightmares generally about?

~Gruesome deaths in my family.

What profession have you always admired?

~Forensics Detectives, particularly the forensics pathologists.

What do you need more of right now?


What do you generally sleep in at night?

~Ok, I normally goto bed in boxers or lounge pants, but, for some reason I take my pants off while I'm sleeping & wake up naked with my pants either on the floor or balled up at the foot of the bed. I know, weird... I think I just get "uncomfortable" in my sleep and rather than "adjusting" myself, I take my clothes

What one song would you choose to come out to before a world-class championship boxing match?

~"For whom the Bell Tolls" -Metallica.

How many pillows do you like to sleep with at night?

~Most of the time I'll goto bed with one, but wake up with none, sometimes I just goto bed with none, or with it over my head versus under.

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?

~Look for my glasses, I'm near-sighted, so they could be 6 feet away, and I wouldn't see them.

What is the most common compliment people give you?

~"Nice tattoos."

What is the longest you have ever gone without a shower?

~Somewhere between 15-17 days in the army, I was in the Infantry, slept in the jungle most of my tour it

What celebrity do you resemble most?

~I've been told I looked like Leonardo D'caprio before, when I had a "skaters cut" hairstyle, I don't see it, but this one is even stranger... My wife & I went to a "Taco Bell" about 1½-2 yrs. ago, & the guy taking our orders said I looked like Tom Cruise, in "Top Gun." funny... Myself, I try not to resemble anyone, I like my individualism, that's a big reason why I've got so many tattoos & such, I like to be unique.

What type of food gives you the worst stomach pains?

~Grapefruit Juice, in large quanities.

What language would you like to master?


What word do you consistently misspell?

~Vaccumn. (is that right?) whatever.

What odd bodily habits do you have?

~The cartalage in my jaw "pops" sometimes while I'm eating, I can't help it... just pops.

What is the worst thing you have ever witnessed?

~My buddies fingertips got blown off (about 2½ feet from me), when a round cooked off in his M-60 machine gun, while I was in the army. I helped platoon sergeant & medic treat his injuries... pretty messy.

No-Brainers ~by AKAmoses




What one person or thing best represents the 1980's?

~The song "Tainted Love."

What two television channels do you view most frequently?

~Discovery Channel (when I have access to cable TV) & probally NBC network.

What book has had the most profound impact on your life?

~The Bible, I'm trying to read the entire book, but at the time of creating this page (01.15.02), I'm only in 2 Samuel. It will take awhile to finish it...

What are your two favorite ice cream toppings?

~Butterscotch & cookie dough.

Who is the most stunning woman in Hollywood?

~Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie... tough one.

What one store would you want to win a shoping spree for?

~Best Buy.

What is your favorite kind of doughnut?

~Chocolate Long John, with Bavarian Creme filling, or the Apple Fritter.

What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?

~"National Lampoons- Christmas Vacation"

What are your two favorite pizza toppings?

~Pepperoni & black olives.

What is your favorite type of cookie?

~Macadamian Nut! (mmmmm, now I want one.)

Who is your favorite super hero?

~Spider-man, of course! Movies coming out soon, can't wait to see it!

What was the last book you read?

~It was something by Patricia Cornwell, but I forget the title, may have been "Body of Evidence." It's been well over a year since I read a book cover to cover, lately I read the bible when I feel like reading...

Approximately, how many concerts have you been to?

~8, I guess the laser light show wouldn't constitute a live performance...

Bad Company/Damn Yankees
Pantera/Skid Row
Bon Jovi/Arcade
Queensryche/Warrior Soul (I think W.S.?)
Rage Against the Machine/Atari Teenage Riot
Pink Floyd laser light show (twice)
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

~"Ben & Jerrys" ~ "Chunky Monkey" It doesn't sound appealing, but it's pretty good!

What do you consider the least important bodily sense?

~Although I love the taste of a juicy steak, I'm gonna say taste is the least important...

What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

~"Bringing out the dead" -I love all of Nicholas Cage's films with the exception of this one... it's pretty bad.

What is your favorite kind of candy?

~Cherry Licorice.

What is your favorite soft drink?

~"Mountain Dew."

What is your favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant?

~Depends on the restaurant, if the eggrolls are authentic, I love 'em! Otherwise, I always go for the sweet n sour shrimp or pork.

What is your favorite form of potato?

~Mashed. (not the potato flakes either, real thing mashed)

Anything Goes ~by AKAmoses


Anything Goes


What natural disaster would you be most afraid of?

~Tough one, living in Minnesota, I haven't really witnessed anything too severe... I'm gonna say earthquake, they always seem to do the strangest things as far as destruction they seem to be pretty unpredictable.

Whose face should be on the one dollar bill? (choose a name other than your own)

~I think George ought to remain there, he was a good president, why change a good thing...

On a scale from one to ten, how well do you sing in the shower?

~I'd like to say I don't sing in the shower, but I'd be lying... I do on occation & it seems to sound better in there as opposed to my car, I guess the echoes & whatnot makes it my own little personal amphitheatre, probally a 6.

What would you title your autobiography?

~The Tattooed Christian.

What do you feel is the most important ingredient to a friendship?


What wealthy person is the least deserving of their fortunes?

~Marilyn Manson, ok I didn't care much for the guy when all I knew of him was that he was satanic, but then I heard him on Politically Incorrect, with Bill Mayer... they were having a bit of a discussion about him pulling his pants down at a concert & wiping his ass with an american flag... that really struck a nerve with me! Being in the army I've done my share of funeral detail, & seen many flags presented to widows & mothers of veterans & soldiers, that flag should be treated with nothing but respect.

What oceanic creature fascinates you?

~Sharks, particularily Great Whites, I've swam with some Reef sharks in Hanauma Bay, HI when I lived there... beautiful, and there "might" demands some respect.

Who should be this year's person of the year?

~at the time of this pages creation it's Jan. 15th 2002, not a whole lot to go off How about Jesus, he's not a mortal, but a great guy!

Fill in the blank- When I want to have a good time, I get dressed up an ___________.

~Goto the casino. Treasure Island in Red Wing, MN.

Write down something that rhymes with the following line- I found a pretty cat.....

~who wore an ugly hat.

What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?

~had to get this question....Ok um a Tattoo in a "very personal" spot... yes it hurt like hell, I felt like anymore would have sent me into shock... Ok I've had broken bones, 110v electrical shocks, marched 10 miles on a stress fractured pedacarple in the army, even ran over by a rock-picking wagon, pulled by a tractor... but the absolutely most painful thing was self-brought pain, & I even paid for it, lmao. Oh well, "such is life."

What event or technological breakthrough do you think will revolutionize the future?

~The Internet, I know it's been around for awhile now... but it's fullest potential has yet to be reached.

Who do you think killed John F. Kennedy?

~I think the government/CIA had some involvement with it, pretty convenient that their only suspect was shot before they ever knew...

What is the worst physical handicap?

~this is a toss up... I've seen this question while playing the game (for these pages I just counted off 20 cards for each category, these are random not pre-selected) I wanna say in the game I answered Blindness, but now I'm thinking paralysis (neck down) would be pretty bad too... I'm not sure which would be worse, without experiencing them, and I'm not volunteering.

Where is the most embarassing place to be caught naked in?

~I'm guessing any public place, although it's never happened to me :)

What three food items would combine to make the most disgusting concoction ever?

~sardines, chocalate, & spinach.

What is the biggest indication that someone is a "nerd"?

~the obnoxious "snort laugh" is pretty typical, but I've seen many "cool" people snort too... tough question, if I think of something better, I'll edit my answer later.

What magazine have you been meaning to subscribe to?

~"National Geographic."

What doctor do you dread visiting the most?

~Proctologist, haven't been to one yet, but I'm sure as I get older I'll see one.

What is the dirtiest word in the English language?

~hey, this is not intended for adults only! haha, my family will be reading this... I'll somewhat censor it, "C#nt" I never use it, just sounds so vulgar.

Hypotheticals ~by AKAmoses




If you could cause the extinction of any three creatures, what three would you choose?

~Hmmm, any 3 ey? I would have to say Mosquitos, ticks (any parasitic creature for that matter!), & skunks (what benefit could they possibly have??).

If you had to wear a necklace with an emblem on it, what would it be?

~Definitely a spider! Anyone who knows me well, knows I'm an "ArachnoManiac!" Love spiders, tarantulas, & scorpions.

If you could attend any Hall of Fame inductions, what would you choose?

~Well, I'm not big on "Hall of Fame's," So I'm actually not too familiar with a whole lot of them, but if I had to choose, I'd say The Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame.

If you were a teacher, what subject would you teach?

~Interesting question... Phy. Ed., I loved all the exercise while I was in the army, I must admit I haven't ran much since getting out, but... I think I could "whip" some kids into shape, haha.

If you were to write a book, what would it be about?


If you were caught sleepwalking, where would someone find you?

~Probally the kitchen, always craving those "midnight snacks."

If you could be a member of any TV-sitcom family, which would it be?

~"The Addams Family," lol- that'd be interesting to live in a house like that! Tell ya what, if I was in that family, Gomez wouldn't play with the train set as often as he did, I'd be too busy with it! haha

If you were home on a rainy Sunday afternoon, what movie would you want to see on television?

~"Die Hard," In my opinion, one of the best movie series for the "action" category.

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?

~"Aflac ins.," I wanna work directly with the duck.

If you could change one thing about airlines to make your flights more enjoyable, what would it be?

~Free headsets for UN-edited movies, ok that's two things.

If you could travel back to the past, what date would you go to and what one thing would you take with you?

~Easy, 9-10-01 & I'd bring info. related to the 9-11 tradgedy, I'd try my hardest to prevent it from happening!

If you could travel back to 1492, what advice would you give Columbus?

~"Leave them Indian's alone."

If you became president of the U.S., what is the first measure you would enact while in office?

~I'd stiffen the laws concerning rape & child molestation, it seems like a person stealing a car does twice as much time as a rapist or child molester, If it was up to me, they'd never see daylight!

If you knew a nuclear war would begin in two hours, what would you do?

~Pray Hard.

If nobody was watching, what would you do?

~Collect the interest off of Bill Gates bank account for a day.

If you were traveling around the world, what two people would you want as your companions?

~My wife & whomever she wanted to bring, really don't matter to me as long as she's there!

If you were in line at the deli, what might you order?

~A rueben or a corned-beef on rye.

If your name was a typical dog's name, what would it be?


If you could be recognized as the greatest in any sport, which sport would it be?

~Billiards, although there isn't many shoe deals associated with

If you wanted to test the limits, how many slices of pizza could you consume?

~pizzaria or frozen? Well, I've aten entire frozen pizzas, but like a pan crust "Pizza Hut," I'd say about 5-6.

It's not easy being a badger's dad...

1st it was the father of a staff-born snake, I thought "what the hey, it's my job", than the indescribable happened. Within a blink of an eye, I was a badger's dad & people from all corners of the globe wanted to grab my hand?